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0.5 They Are Who We Thought They Were

Win 5 or more games
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Progress:
6 wins
Execute the Game Plan

Start the highest scoring RBs/WR unit in a week. Only starting points count. FLEX doesn't count
Hot Stove

Make a trade within 3 days of the trading deadline
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Progress:
n/a
"He's an Owner's Owner"

Get a heart in the Groupme at least once a week, each week, for the entire regular season (hearting yourself doesn't count)
Show Your Colors

Buy an NFL jersey of a player on your team
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Bragging Rights

Create a rivalry bet/trophy with another team. The rivalry must include a real trophy that doesn't suck. League votes to see if it sucks. That team cannot have an existing rivalry trophy.
Are You Familiar With My Blog?

Write 3 regular season week recaps. Must be at least 600 words each and not be garbage (league votes on if its garbage)
Some Issues to Address

Have lowest scoring RB/WR corps over course of the season
Cross-Brand Promotion

Get mentioned on a Start/Sit Podcast, Radio, or TV Show asking a question about your team. Need to have proof (probably a recording) for it to count. (Showing up on a ticker on the bottom of the screen counts. McShmeddy joints do not count.)
Gotta Spend Money to Make Money

Be in the luxury tax on Kick-off of Week 1
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Die Hard Fan

Pick one team (not your own) to win in the pick 'em every single week
Owner Holds Sway

Introduce a new league Bylaw and get it passed
Big Day

Start the highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at his position in a week Only starting points count FLEX is ok.
The Kevin

Only use four practice squad slots for the entire season
The Cleveland Browns

Have no quarterback on your roster for three weeks
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Progress:
0 weeks
1 Home Cookin

Have a better record in home games than away game
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Progress:
Home: 2-4
Away: 4-2
Lots of Weapons

Have the highest scoring FLEX group one week
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Progress:
1 time(s)
(last: week 1)
Making Moves

Complete 5 trades between owner's weekend and trading deadline.
Going Viral

Posts a tweet from an official team twitter account that gets a combination of fifteen replies, favorites, or retweets from other teams, other owners, or McShmeddy brothers. Each reply, favorite, and retweet counts the same.
Concessions Stand

Have the highest one-night bar tab during draft weekend
Publicly Humiliated

Have the most hearted groupme insult directed specifically to another owner (must @ them)
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#newmedia

Make a video about the league. Post it on Youtube, you must be in the majority of the video. Video must be at least 2 minutes long.
Clueless

Have a coaching efficiency in the bottom half of the league (actual points/possible points)
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Progress:
75.4% (12/12)
Keeping it Interesting

Create a league sidepot tradition (the pick 'em and the Median Bowl are examples of these) Fund it for the next 3 years
Racking Up The Miles

Have logding for at least 3 other owners registered in your name.
Lucky Guess

Have a perfect pick'em week
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Progress:
0 weeks
Ricky Williams, Tom Brady, Calvin Johnson

Get a rule in the bylaws named after you
Player of the Week

Start the highest scoring player overall in a week (any position)
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Grow The Fan-Base

Move your team to Mexico (you can pick the city)
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Re-Branding

The league selects your new team logo. Must keep for two seasons.
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1.5 Winning Isn't a Sometimes Thing

Finish first in your division in the regular season
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Progress:
4th
Big Day For The Unit

Have the season's best starting RBs or WRs weekly point total. (Flex doesn't count)
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Progress:
RB: 40.9 (64.2)
WR: 59.5 (59.5)
Searching for Answers

Lead the league in free agent or practice squad acquisitions from the end of the owner's weekend through the championship
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Progress:
FA: 13 (19)
PS: 0 (4)
Regular on First Take

Have 3 of the top 10 most hearted messages in the GroupMe between The Owner's Meeting and the Championship
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Progress:
0/3
Top 10
Stadium Renovations

Spend more than any other owner on one piece of Team-related merchandise. (turn in your receipt and the end of the year)
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Swiper, No Swiping!

Steal three players off of one other team's practice squad
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Progress:
0/3
#WojBombs

Tweet out the details of five league trades before another owner, team, or McShmeddy mentions it on twitter.
Winning Is Barely A Sometimes Thing

Finish last in your division during regular season
Quality Contributor

Write an article/record a podcast/ create some other content/ 17 times between the owner's meeting and the championship. League votes if the content counts.
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Progress:
0 articles
And Bingo Was His Game-O

Win draft weekend bingo
Know Your Stuff

Win the Playoff pick 'em
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Progress:
n/a
King of the Castle (Warren only division)

Be elected commissioner of the league. Only Warren is eligible for this challenge.
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Progress:
Get fucked, Warren
Huge Year

Own the season's highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at their position. Only starting points count. Flex is ok
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Progress:
TE: Travis Kelce
"I Was Hacked"

On a day between the Owner's Meeting and the Championship Chase can request your team's Twitter login and password. You must give it to him.
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Progress:
Warren wrote this dumb
Cyber Security Meltdown

Chase gets access to your DLAP account for 24 hours on a day of his choosing. You get to protect 8 players.
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2 Clipboard Jordan

Lead League in Coaching Efficiency (Actual Points/Points Possible)
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Progress:
83.9% (9/12)
Deepest Corps In The League

Finish the season with the highest scoring RBs or WRs (cumulative starter points)
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Progress:
RB: 440.3 (484.25)
WR: 347.4 (452.9)
"He Always Gets His Man"

Never get outbid for a free agent (Owner's meeting doesn't count)
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Progress:
0 lost
Famous Fans

On your team Twitter account get followed by a verified Twitter account or On your team Twitter account get 2 responses from verified Twitter accounts or On your Team Twitter account get Three likes from verified Twitter accounts
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New Stadium Proposal Passed

Spend more money on team merchandise (cumulative) than you did on dues (plus luxury tax). Must show receipts
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Always a Dogfight

Beat a team twice, with a combined margin of victory of less than 15
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Progress:
1 win
What if I Told You...

Create a 30 for 30 style documentary about a moment or trend in DLAP history. Minimum length = 15 minutes. At least three owners other than yourself must appear.
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Jeff Fisher-esque

Finish season with League worst coaching efficiency. (Actual Points/Points Possible).
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Progress:
85.2% (7/12)
Getting Familiar With The Fan-Base

Visit your team's home city. Take Pictures in front of different landmarks with 5 different strangers wearing team apperel. (only two pictures if you have to take a flight to the city)
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Even Silver Clouds Have Silver Linings

Finish last and Call Nirshe after upcoming season
Award Winning Scouts

Have three perfect pick 'em weeks this season
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Progress:
0 weeks
King of the Castle (non-Warren division)

Be elected comissioner of the league. All owners except Warren eligible for this challenge.
Once in a Lifetime

Own the season's overall highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE (Leads league in points at all of those positions. only starting points count. flex is ok.)
Military Coup

League removes commissioner from office (from election to championship)
The Puppetmaster

League removes commissioner from office and instates you as commissioner instead (from election to championship)
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Progress:
Nope