Team Performance | Position Group Performance | Wheelin' and Dealin' | Social Butterfly | Real American Dollars | Fuck That Guy | League Reporting | The "Abhi Category" | Content Creation | Active Offseason | Texas Pick 'Em | League Influencer | Individual Player Performance | Risky Click | Big Balls | |
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0.5 | They Are Who We Thought They Were Win 5 or more games Progress: 6 wins | Execute the Game Plan Start the highest scoring RBs/WR unit in a week. Only starting points count. FLEX doesn't count | Hot Stove Make a trade within 3 days of the trading deadline Progress: n/a | "He's an Owner's Owner" Get a heart in the Groupme at least once a week, each week, for the entire regular season (hearting yourself doesn't count) | Show Your Colors Buy an NFL jersey of a player on your team | Bragging Rights Create a rivalry bet/trophy with another team. The rivalry must include a real trophy that doesn't suck. League votes to see if it sucks. That team cannot have an existing rivalry trophy. | Are You Familiar With My Blog? Write 3 regular season week recaps. Must be at least 600 words each and not be garbage (league votes on if its garbage) | Some Issues to Address Have lowest scoring RB/WR corps over course of the season | Cross-Brand Promotion Get mentioned on a Start/Sit Podcast, Radio, or TV Show asking a question about your team. Need to have proof (probably a recording) for it to count. (Showing up on a ticker on the bottom of the screen counts. McShmeddy joints do not count.) | Gotta Spend Money to Make Money Be in the luxury tax on Kick-off of Week 1 | Die Hard Fan Pick one team (not your own) to win in the pick 'em every single week | Owner Holds Sway Introduce a new league Bylaw and get it passed | Big Day Start the highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at his position in a week Only starting points count FLEX is ok. | The Kevin Only use four practice squad slots for the entire season | The Cleveland Browns Have no quarterback on your roster for three weeks Progress: 0 weeks |
1 | Home Cookin Have a better record in home games than away game Progress: Home: 2-4 Away: 4-2 | Lots of Weapons Have the highest scoring FLEX group one week Progress: 1 time(s) (last: week 1) | Making Moves Complete 5 trades between owner's weekend and trading deadline. | Going Viral Posts a tweet from an official team twitter account that gets a combination of fifteen replies, favorites, or retweets from other teams, other owners, or McShmeddy brothers. Each reply, favorite, and retweet counts the same. | Concessions Stand Have the highest one-night bar tab during draft weekend | Publicly Humiliated Have the most hearted groupme insult directed specifically to another owner (must @ them) | #newmedia Make a video about the league. Post it on Youtube, you must be in the majority of the video. Video must be at least 2 minutes long. | Clueless Have a coaching efficiency in the bottom half of the league (actual points/possible points) Progress: 75.4% (12/12) | Keeping it Interesting Create a league sidepot tradition (the pick 'em and the Median Bowl are examples of these) Fund it for the next 3 years | Racking Up The Miles Have logding for at least 3 other owners registered in your name. | Lucky Guess Have a perfect pick'em week Progress: 0 weeks | Ricky Williams, Tom Brady, Calvin Johnson Get a rule in the bylaws named after you | Player of the Week Start the highest scoring player overall in a week (any position) | Grow The Fan-Base Move your team to Mexico (you can pick the city) | Re-Branding The league selects your new team logo. Must keep for two seasons. |
1.5 | Winning Isn't a Sometimes Thing Finish first in your division in the regular season Progress: 4th | Big Day For The Unit Have the season's best starting RBs or WRs weekly point total. (Flex doesn't count) Progress: RB: 40.9 (64.2) WR: 59.5 (59.5) | Searching for Answers Lead the league in free agent or practice squad acquisitions from the end of the owner's weekend through the championship Progress: FA: 13 (19) PS: 0 (4) | Regular on First Take Have 3 of the top 10 most hearted messages in the GroupMe between The Owner's Meeting and the Championship Progress: 0/3 Top 10 | Stadium Renovations Spend more than any other owner on one piece of Team-related merchandise. (turn in your receipt and the end of the year) | Swiper, No Swiping! Steal three players off of one other team's practice squad Progress: 0/3 | #WojBombs Tweet out the details of five league trades before another owner, team, or McShmeddy mentions it on twitter. | Winning Is Barely A Sometimes Thing Finish last in your division during regular season | Quality Contributor Write an article/record a podcast/ create some other content/ 17 times between the owner's meeting and the championship. League votes if the content counts. Progress: 0 articles | And Bingo Was His Game-O Win draft weekend bingo | Know Your Stuff Win the Playoff pick 'em Progress: n/a | King of the Castle (Warren only division) Be elected commissioner of the league. Only Warren is eligible for this challenge. Progress: Get fucked, Warren | Huge Year Own the season's highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at their position. Only starting points count. Flex is ok Progress: TE: Travis Kelce | "I Was Hacked" On a day between the Owner's Meeting and the Championship Chase can request your team's Twitter login and password. You must give it to him. Progress: Warren wrote this dumb | Cyber Security Meltdown Chase gets access to your DLAP account for 24 hours on a day of his choosing. You get to protect 8 players. |
2 | Clipboard Jordan Lead League in Coaching Efficiency (Actual Points/Points Possible) Progress: 83.9% (9/12) | Deepest Corps In The League Finish the season with the highest scoring RBs or WRs (cumulative starter points) Progress: RB: 440.3 (484.25) WR: 347.4 (452.9) | "He Always Gets His Man" Never get outbid for a free agent (Owner's meeting doesn't count) Progress: 0 lost | Famous Fans On your team Twitter account get followed by a verified Twitter account or On your team Twitter account get 2 responses from verified Twitter accounts or On your Team Twitter account get Three likes from verified Twitter accounts | New Stadium Proposal Passed Spend more money on team merchandise (cumulative) than you did on dues (plus luxury tax). Must show receipts | Always a Dogfight Beat a team twice, with a combined margin of victory of less than 15 Progress: 1 win | What if I Told You... Create a 30 for 30 style documentary about a moment or trend in DLAP history. Minimum length = 15 minutes. At least three owners other than yourself must appear. | Jeff Fisher-esque Finish season with League worst coaching efficiency. (Actual Points/Points Possible). Progress: 85.2% (7/12) | Getting Familiar With The Fan-Base Visit your team's home city. Take Pictures in front of different landmarks with 5 different strangers wearing team apperel. (only two pictures if you have to take a flight to the city) | Even Silver Clouds Have Silver Linings Finish last and Call Nirshe after upcoming season | Award Winning Scouts Have three perfect pick 'em weeks this season Progress: 0 weeks | King of the Castle (non-Warren division) Be elected comissioner of the league. All owners except Warren eligible for this challenge. | Once in a Lifetime Own the season's overall highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE (Leads league in points at all of those positions. only starting points count. flex is ok.) | Military Coup League removes commissioner from office (from election to championship) | The Puppetmaster League removes commissioner from office and instates you as commissioner instead (from election to championship) Progress: Nope |